Sakana: Fugu Ultra

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Prompt: "Tell me something I don't know." Released: June 2026
Sakana: Fugu Ultra
Sakana
June 2026
commercial ☆☆ original

Since I can't know exactly what's already in your head, here's a fact that surprises most people because it messes with our intuition about deep time:

Sharks are older than trees — and probably older than the rings of Saturn.

  1. Older than trees: The earliest shark-like fishes show up in the fossil record around 450 million years ago (the Ordovician period). The first true trees — plants like Archaeopteris and Wattieza — didn't appear until roughly 385 million years ago (the Devonian). So sharks were already cruising the oceans for tens of millions of years before a single tree grew on land. This one is solidly supported by the fossil record.

  2. Older than Saturn's rings: Saturn itself is about 4.5 billion years old, but its iconic rings appear to be startlingly young. Measurements from NASA's Cassini mission — based on the rings' mass and the rate at which they're losing material ("ring rain") — suggest an age of only about 10 to 100 million years. If that's right, sharks (which have survived multiple mass extinctions) predate the rings by hundreds of millions of years.

A quick caveat on the honesty front: The sharks-vs-trees timeline is rock solid. The rings' age is the leading estimate, not settled fact — some more recent studies argue the rings could be older, so treat that comparison as "very likely" rather than certain.

Bonus, since you asked for something new: Cleopatra lived closer in time to the 1969 Moon landing than to the building of the Great Pyramid of Giza. The pyramid was completed around 2560 BC — about 2,500 years before her — while the Moon landing was only about 2,000 years after her death. Our sense of "ancient" tends to compress timescales that are actually enormous.

Hopefully at least one of those was new to you!

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